Eenie meenie miney mo?
April 27, 2011
What happens if the
National Football League doesn’t play a single game next season?
All of these 2011 draft picks that are chosen today will have to
basically sit out a year before starting their NFL
careers.
I want to know what will happen with the 2012
draft. Will a draft even occur? How would the order be decided? I
turned to the Internet and didn’t get very far.
One idea is to keep the same order as this year,
which I think would be a pretty horrible idea. The next idea was to
leave it in the hands of computers. Simulate the entire season,
including preseason as well as the playoffs and go off of that.
Considering Peyton Hillis could be on the cover of this year’s
Madden, I’m all for that. “The Madden Curse” might finally fall
through.
Even if the computers simulate Hillis getting hurt,
he wouldn’t actually be injured and thus still running over
linebackers the following season. What computer is going to
simulate the Browns having an overly successful season? I’m
thinkin’ the simulated season to figure out the 2012 draft might
not be such a bad idea.
Another possibility I stumbled upon was the idea of
a completely random draft order. Maybe Cleveland can get lucky
again and grab the next LeBron James of football. Maybe Cleveland
will get the hero it deserves for the team that needs it the
most.
The last idea I came across was to simply pick up
and sign the available players and forget about the draft.
In the end, I honestly don’t care. Yeah, it would
be great if the Browns made out like bandits and got the top
players for two consecutive years but I honestly just want to watch
football. I want to watch Joshua Cribbs return kicks; I wanna see
Colt McCoy throwing touchdown passes to either A.J Green or Julio
Jones while Hillis is leaping over defenders.
Baseball is my favorite sport but there is
something about getting up with the sun, listening to “Cleveland
Rocks” blaring and tailgating in the muni lot before the Pittsburgh
game.
Let’s quit these silly preseason antics and figure
out the NFL. We’re all ready to turn Cleveland football around.